Monday, April 21, 2014

Root, Root, Root, for the Home Team - Except Maybe in Fantasy




As a kid and for most of my adult life, I rooted for the sometimes Los Angeles but mostly Oakland Raiders.  In 1977, the 11 year old version of me had grown tired of my fellow fifth graders who paraded around school in their Dolphins or Cowboys gear (we didn’t call it gear then, nor was NFL merchandising the juggernaut it is today).  So, I made a calculated decision to root for Kenny Stabler and the Oakland Raiders in the Super Bowl against the Minnesota Vikings.  None of my peers liked the Raiders, with their silver and black uniforms and the infamous eye patched raider on the side of the helmet, so I was clearly positioned in opposition to almost anyone who cared about football at age 11. I took great pride in gloating for about a week after the Raiders decimated the Vikings 32-14, and I can still recite the entire starting lineup for that team on both offense and defense.  (I’ll spare you).

But following the loss to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers in the 2002, the Raiders have failed to have a winning season and are routinely ranked as, if not the worst, one of the worst franchises in all of professional sports.  So, it was easy enough to become just a “football” fan, rooting for the Saints post-Katrina, but not really getting that worked up one way or the other.  Moving to Seattle changed that and I really do enjoy actually caring about the little stories like a Pete Carroll contract extension or what Richard Sherman has to say or who “we” are targeting in the draft.

But, most importantly, it gave me the opportunity to target some of “our” players in our Fantasy Football draft.  I proudly took Marshawn Lynch in the first round last year, was genuinely upset when Russell Wilson came off the board in the sixth round, two picks before me, as a backup, and snickered to myself as I picked up Stephen Hauschka off the waiver wire.  It’s fun to have a rooting interest in the often perverse world of fantasy football, where you throw out the window all rational sense of play calling.  “Don’t run for a TD with THAT running back. Throw it to MY receiver.” (who also happens to be on the team you don’t want to win – it’s sick).

With baseball, I’ve been a lifelong Yankees fan.  I tell the story often and to whomever will listen, much to my wife’s chagrin, that my father, who worked at the airport in Memphis when I was a kid, brought me Mickey Mantle’s autograph one night after the Mick had a layover on his way to a golf tournament or an autograph show somewhere.   

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I think, in retrospect, that my dad probably just wanted to talk to his childhood idol and that it seemed easier to couch that brief conversation in the context of getting an autograph for a nine year old.   Either way, for the love of Mickey or to inspire his son, my dad getting me that autograph started me off in pinstripes, figuratively if not literally (again, there was that much “gear” back then).

Fast forward to 1999 and my first Fantasy Baseball auction (drafts are for sissies).  In the middle of the Yankee mini-dynasty, and I was determined to roster me some Yankees.  I remember beaming that I outbid two other guys for Mariano Rivera.  I think I paid $28 or something like that, only to realize at the end of the auction that no other closer had gone for anywhere near that price.  I’d been “punked” and bid up because it was I was a dumb rookie and it obvious I wanted Yankees on my team.  Over the years, I’ve learned to temper the impulse to fixate on any player, Yankee or otherwise and just look for value.   

With the move to Seattle, I vowed to remain a Yankee fan, but root for the Mariners whenever they were playing anyone else.  I’ve started writing a weekly column for The Oregon Sports News, so I’m starting to get familiar with the team.  But, for fantasy purposes, there are still very few viable options on the Mariners, other than Felix Hernandez and Robinson Cano, a former Yankee.  I have two Mariners’ players on my team and only one Yankee, so the season should be free of too much angst. 

Oh, wait, Felix Hernandez, who I got for a steal at $22, is scheduled to start against the Yankees on Thursday, May 1st. Maybe he’ll strike out 12, leave in a scoreless game after 8 and the Yankees can win in the 9th. The fun of Fantasy Baseball.

Monday, April 14, 2014

If you thought a favorited tweet got me going...



If you thought one of my tweets being “favorite” by Yergurvitz Sulerte got me excited, imagine two dogs and a cat wondering WTF is up with dad when I discovered that if you Google “Sulerte,” my post in this humble little blog shows up on the FIRST PAGE.  I’m ninth on page one. 



Dude! 

I’m a SEO god.

Well, at least if you’re searching for “Sulerte.” 

Saturday, April 12, 2014

The World is Very Strange




While watching the Yankees v Red Sox game, I was reviewing my fantasy team, trying to decide who to replace Avisail Garcia with, as the young White Sox outfielder is out for the season with shoulder surgery.  Yengurvis Sulerte had been having a nice game for the Yankees and is at roughly 50% owned on CBS Sportsline, so I did what people do these days - I tweeted at Eric Karabell of ESPN for advice.




@karabellespn Is #Solarte playable in 12 team mixed?






Much to my surprise, a few minutes later@SulertePls favorite my tweet.  This totally freaks me out.

We not only live in a world where I can regularly communicate with analysts from ESPN, but we live in a world where I can misspell a player’s name in a tweet with a hashtag in front of it and he can pick up his telephone in the locker room in New York right after the game and see that he was mentioned by someone he doesn’t know 3000 miles across the country in Seattle and favorite that tweet. 

I couldn’t even have dreamt of this when I was a kid watching the ONE baseball game a week on my little nine inch black and white television.

I can’t wait to have Yengurvis Sulerte on my fantasy team.  Excuse me while I go up my FAAB bid.

Monday, April 7, 2014

Not a Lot of “What ifs” for the Captain



Life is full of “what ifs,” but if you can manage to keep most of them in the realm of sports you’re doing OK.  My big “what ifs” of sports tend to revolve around baseball in general and the Yankees specifically.

OK, so “we” (like I’m on the team or something) won the World Series in 1996, 1998, 1999, and 2000.  What if Mo had closed out the Diamondbacks in the bottom of the ninth in game seven of the 2001 series?  We win in 2001.  What if we get a few timely hits in game two of the 2003 series and go up 2-0 on the Marlins?  We win in 2003.  What if Mo closes out the Red Sox in game four of the ALCS in 2004, or we just win one more game?  We probably beat the Cardinals for the World Series in 2004.  And then we won again in 2009.  That’s eight championships in thirteen years, instead of just one this century.  (No, 2000 was the LAST year of the 20th Century).

My wife is usually knitting and ignoring me when I rattle off these “what ifs.”  So, for todays “what if,” I’m going to play it smart and just write about it.

Derek Jeter


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I’ve been watching Jeter play shortstop for the Yankees since that glorious Rookie of the Year season of 1996.  (I’ll admit that I don’t remember the 15 games he played in 1995.  It was before the Twitterificaion of everything remotely related to sports).  It was also the first World Series win for the Yankees in 18 years, since I was 12 in 1978.  Over the years, Jeter has grown to be what I imagine my father thought of Mickey Mantle and my grandfather before him must have thought of Joe DiMaggio or even Lou Gehrig, as being the epitome of what it means to be a Yankee. 

So, yesterday, Jeter collected his 3319th and 3320th base hits of his career, passing Paul Molitor on the all-time hits list to stand alone in eighth place.  He needs 100 more to pass Carl Yastrzemski and then another one to pass Honus Wagner and then 16 more to pass Tris Speaker for fifth place all time.  I think he should get there.  I hope he gets there.  He’ll need to stay healthy.

But, what if he had been able to play a full season last year, instead of just 17 games?  I think it’s reasonable to assume he’d have started this year, his final year, already in fifth place, with fewer than 100 hits to catch Stan Musial at 3630.  Could he also have gotten to Hank Aaron at 3771?  There was an outside shot, but probably not.  And then there’s Ty Cobb at 4189 and Pete Rose at 4256 that given Jeter’s desire to play every day and play at shortstop, he probably never would have reached anyway. 

Still pretty darned good.  Five World Series rings.  Fifth on the all-time hits list (if he stays healthy).  And an argument to be made that he’s the greatest offensive shortstop of all time.  There aren’t a lot of “what ifs” when you’re the Captain.